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Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?

Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!

Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

Paul: Yes?

Carl: reading a book…

Paul: Go on…

Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: So, I went up to him…

Paul: Yes…

Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

(Silence.)

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!

Paul: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.

(silence)
Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What's that?

Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?

Carl: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.

(silence)
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!!

Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…

Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!

Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Paul: Caaaaaarl!

Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Paul: Caarl!

Carl: That only hands would satisfy!

Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!

Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!
llamas with hats is not mine. it is Filmcow's awesomeness. ^^
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:iconthebobsquadlol:
thebobsquadlol Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my mom and i freaking love llams with hats! i just typed up the second one and sent it to her!
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pokemonluver17 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist
Paul: Carl, there is a dead human in our house
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:iconthellamaqueenofdoom:
TheLlamaQueenOfDoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*whispers* I am Carl. QwQ
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Lilac-the-fox99 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
You look like L to me :P
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:iconthellamaqueenofdoom:
TheLlamaQueenOfDoom Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tis but a profile picture.
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lolploop11 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconllamaplz:
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htgr8 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Llama...an important part of life 
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NotListeningCat Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:llama:
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cheese1722 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
I friggen love this episode!
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Areeeiana Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
I've already learned it by heart :D
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