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Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?

Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn't do this!

Paul: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!

Paul: Why did you kill this person, Carl?

Carl: I do not kill people. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.

Paul: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.

Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

Paul: Yes?

Carl: reading a book…

Paul: Go on…

Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

Paul: Okay…

Carl: So, I went up to him…

Paul: Yes…

Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.


Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn't know that!!

Paul: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK.

Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What's that?

Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?

Carl: Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And ate them.

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!!

Carl: Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands…

Paul: Why on earth would you do that?!

Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!

Paul: Caaaaaarl!

Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies.

Paul: Caarl!

Carl: That only hands would satisfy!

Paul: What is wrong with you, Carl?!

Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands! That's—that's two things!
llamas with hats is not mine. it is Filmcow's awesomeness. ^^
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thebobsquadlol Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
my mom and i freaking love llams with hats! i just typed up the second one and sent it to her!
pokemonluver17 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Paul: Carl, there is a dead human in our house
TheLlamaQueenOfDoom Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*whispers* I am Carl. QwQ
Lilac-the-fox99 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
You look like L to me :P
TheLlamaQueenOfDoom Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tis but a profile picture.
lolploop11 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Student Artist
htgr8 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist important part of life 
NotListeningCat Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
cheese1722 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
I friggen love this episode!
Areeeiana Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student General Artist
I've already learned it by heart :D
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